Tuesday, 26 January 2010
EXPENSIVE ROUTE
We have it on good authority that a young political advisor has dished out a bit in expensive nose bags for - lets call her - media chick A, whom he wants to shag. Seems he told media chick B that he reckoned a decent nose bag would get media chick A between the sheets. However media chick B told media chick A of the Lothario's plan. Media chick A maybe getting fatter but young politico has yet to get his day in the hay.
Boy is learning an expensive lesson in sexual politics.
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bad sex,
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new zealand politics,
sexual politics
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Rule 1, never, never blurt out things like that.
Rule 2, refer to rule 1.
Silly boy should have kept his carnal plans to himself.
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