Hell, just when we decide to downsize - along comes an offer that we would find hard to refuse. A bar in Singapore allocates drinks to women according to cup size. We would get seriously sloshed in short order.
The free drink nights have strict rules: There are two judges, one of each gender, who visually determine each woman's cup size. A women with an A cup receives one free drink, a B cup gets two, a C cup slurps down three, those lucky enough to have a D cup walk away with a free bottle of vodka.
So by our reckoning , based on our bountiful bosum , we would get a couple of bottles of free vodka while poor old - currant buns Cactus would only get a small free drink.
We think its a great gimmick.
Singapore anyone?
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I will say it: "make mine a double". There. Someone had to.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Cactus with currant buns? Nah more like pikelets.................
I thought you were friends with Cactus, you could take her out on the tiles and both get hammered.
8.11pm - pikelets with extra baking power please!
I am going to send the wife, I reckom her H cups should be good enough to bring back the entire stock of booze.
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