Thursday 18 March 2010

$3.4 MILLION ON SHAGGING!


We are speechless. That is very expensive tail.

Versalko was just ahead of us at High School in Invercargill. He came from a really nice family. We were suprised and sad at learning what he had done.

Whale Oil has done some numbers on how much sex you could get for $3.4 million.

Its quite a bit....

And the ASB has moved to reassure people that they have tightened up practices and procedures in the wake of Versalkos offending...

3 comments:

Gooner said...

Lisa Lewis must be bitterly disappointed that she missed out her cut of the $3.4Mill. Or did she?

Anonymous said...

We are looking for anyone who knew Versalko at school in Invercargill.

If you have any information please get in touch with us.

The Southland Times
news@stl.co.nz

Sally said...

I wonder if Mr Versalko is just pulling the wool over the eyes of a gullible public?