Friday, 9 October 2009


We always reckoned that despite the fact that Kakapo are very cool. they are very very dumb. To the point of being mentally retarded.

So it is no surprise that they have become famous for shaggin the head of a scientist. We remember when, down south they were famous because instead of shagging each other, they loved shagging a dead muttonbird..

They dont move much either, they only eat one sort of tucker and they must taste bloody fantastic. Which has limited there chances of long term survival. Easy to catch, flightless and tasty.

We have been fortunate to see them and touch them, and they really are the feathered embodiedment of true innocence. But they made our Maori genes fire up and we dribbled on contact...

1 comment:

Lucy said...

Dumb yes but very very very cool!!!!